Picture this: it’s 2007, you’re on your family computer on stardoll.com listening to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on repeat. Your ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. You somehow don’t realize you’re not straight.
twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him
the cullens have had several code reds, all because edward’s new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going “woah, dude. you’re like, super cold”
eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious
he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after
he just gives up and tells her
edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so they’re lounging in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that he’s not human.
bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place, waiting to see what her reaction will be. he’s prepared for fear in her eyes, for her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and breathing out a single word. “pretty.”
she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an affront. “pretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer.”
bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him “okay, edgelord,” there’s a lazy smile on her face but she doesn’t even bother to sit up before she continues, “edward, seriously, that’s the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but don’t oversell it.”
Action: tattered converse, tied up t-shirts, over buttered popcorn, iced coffee, ink doodles on your skin, weekend trips, spur of the moment shopping sprees, staying after the credits
Comedy: big smiles, genuine laughter, lots of friends, bad timing, 90’s music, doc martins, high waisted jeans, diner food, awkward silence, popularity, too trusting, good listener
Sci-Fi/Fantasy: escape from reality, imaginative minds, big sweatshirts, chipped nail polish, sleepless nights binging Netflix, midnight snacks, movie buff, big glasses
Romance: red lipstick, high expectations, big hearts, poodle skirts, milkshakes, french pastries, broken hearts, lollipops, feels alone all the time, winged eyeliner
Horror: late nights, sleepovers, favorite holiday is Halloween, going all out on your costume, high school parties, ripped jeans, spilt popcorn, drinking games, fast heartbeats
Mystery/Crime: leather jackets, combat boots, lots of questions, curiosity, newest tech, messy buns, good grades & honors classes, over working yourself
Drama: one night stands, a broken glass, leather couches, dead roses, the sound of heels clicking on the floor, scratchy throat, fancy jewelry
Thriller: sitting on the edge of your seat, bouncing your leg, anxiety, nail biting, smeared makeup, likes classic movies, refuses to watch remakes, the underrated one in the group
Family/Kids: childhood innocence, nostalgia, happy endings, don’t want to grow up, family movie night, Happy Meal toys, stepping on a Lego, pure happiness
Musicals: big dreams, moving to Hollywood, fighting with your roommate, broken promises, watching YouTube all night, wasting your money away
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
